you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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