NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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