Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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