idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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