I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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