pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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