your thong is hanging out like whoa
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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