So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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