Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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