I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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