smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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