So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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