The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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