i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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