Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Terrible idea I love it
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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