I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Randomize
