Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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