this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
