isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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