It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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