My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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