My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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