Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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