she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
