VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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