hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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