i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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