my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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