Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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