Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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