I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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