Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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