Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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