im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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