and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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