i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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