accomplished twins. life is a go
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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