Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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