I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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