The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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