youre lurking in front of me
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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