the condom got lost in my hair
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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