Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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