So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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