He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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