Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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