No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
you win again, gameday.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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