why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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