I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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