and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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