i don't like sucking hair
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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