What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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